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Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:30

* THE BELLY - Becky Youngberg won nine triathlons last year; more than any other Minnesota girl.

How will she do this season? We predict that she won't win a single race.

Why, you ask?

'Cuz her husband Jack is a major stud muffin who for the third time since 2008 has managed to impregnate his wife.

That's right! As they say in Italy, Becky's "got the belly."

We'll miss you at the races, Becky. We look forward to writing about your racing exploits in 2013. FYI, that is not Becky's preggers belly in the photo. We found it on Google and thought it was cool...(More stuff on Page 2)

* THE OLD COLLEGE TRI - Approximately 100 triathletes will take part in the 29th edition of the UMM-Tinman Triathlon in Morris next Saturday. Will you be one of them? Denver Rogolla will be there. In fact, he and past champ Jason Midgarden are among the faves to win the men's race. Denver is originally from Milaca and has been attending U-Morris for the last 4-5 years, where he runs cross country and studies stuff. He has a really cute girlfriend who looks great in glasses. He loves her a lot. We know this because there's a lot of photos on his Facebook page depicting them hugging each other. We met Denver, who is like 22 now, when he was 15 or 16. We like him very much.